Celebrity Gossip by Derek Hail

Bikini Pictures pictures and gossip


Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Blowout

This hot vixen is Italian TV personality Elisabetta Canalis.  She spent the 4th of July on the beaches of Miami making all the other women jealous. Some of you may say that Elisabetta is too thin but I think she’s just right.  You can take her out to eat and you won’t have to worry [...]

Caroline D’Amore got waxed

Caroline D’Amore took her bony ass to get waxed recently because that swimsuit is awfully small around the crotchal region if you know what I mean.  Who the hell is Caroline D’Amore?  She’s one of those chicks who live in LA that don’t do anything because their dads have loads of money.  She also enjoys [...]

Melissa Satta undresses

When you think about skinny chicks with amazing bodies, who do you think of?  Marisa Miller?  Alessandra Ambrosio?  Those are good choices but you should probably start putting Melissa Satta up there because this woman’s body is nuts.  You know what else you should think about?  Not wearing socks with sandals.  What’s up with that [...]

That shit is hilarious

Adele Silva and her less attractive friend can be laughing about one of these 4 options.  Let’s see if you can figure out which one.

A funny 18th Century Haiku which highlights the tragic fall of the historic Roman Civilization.
One of them farted in the water and it made bubbles
The fact that you or I will [...]

You are probably a pervert

Pornstars are fun because they act like whores and don’t wear alot of clothes.  Then they act all crazy and sexy because they crave the attention.  The best part is that you can always see then doing the nasty whenever you like.  Imagine if you could do that with any woman you meet.  I don’t [...]

Mya hits the beach with her big ass

Mya really hasn’t been relevant for a while.  So of course with all her free time, why not hit the beach in Barbados.  Why is it Barbados the place to be if you’re a singer.  Rihanna, Mariah Carey, Mya, they all go there.  It’s weird because you don’t see Michael Bolton hanging on the beaches [...]

Natalia Bush is European

One of the best parts about bikini season is the bevy of big breasted bimbos that flock to the beaches to try and get noticed.  They hope this can launch them into an illustrious acting career, but in reality they end up filming a porno in the back of a van.  Since Natalia Bush is [...]

Elisabetta Gregoraci is Italian

I’m assuming Elisabetta Gregoraci is Italian because of her name.  I dont know what the deal is but I’ve been seeing alot of hot Italian women in bikinis lately and it’s making me wonder what the hell is going on over there.  Maybe the Derek Hail staff needs to take a trip over there and [...]

Ana Beatriz-Barros Nude in Italian GQ

Thank You Brazil once again for giving us hot supermodels.  Anna Beatriz-Barros reminds us that even though Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are both long gone, one being pregnant and the other being engaged, that there will always be a steady stream of supermodels coming up from the south.  Now, if only just one of [...]

Oksana Anderson is a WAG

Oksana Andersson is the wife of a soccer player so of course she’s got to have huge fake boobs and love to go topless on the beach and make all the guys jealous.  I don’t understand why soccer players are getting all these hot women.  I used to play soccer and I had no groupies.  [...]